Yow! Vet just put Coco on "duck only" to control her allergies.
What gives? I'm on "Peking Duck once a year" if I'm lucky, and I actually bring money in to the house and use the bathroom in appropriate venues - and I do it alone! No one has to accompany me.
Her haircut cost is twice what I pay, and more often.
I never worry about the parasite load of my own intestinal tract, nor do I notice fleas hopping a ride on me.
The person who lamented about a dog's life never met my dog. She is the center of the universe and I'm a downgraded Plutonian planetoid.