I know I'm a little tired tonight, but these are actual headlines from today's local newspaper that left me wondering about the full story.
"Pot, cash, gun found inside apartment safe"
Safe? If I were a intent on doing something wrong or worried about where I could hide something - like a gun - it would be good to know that you could keep it in an apartment and it would be safe. I guess that's the kind of information some less creative criminals might need. Just hide it in the apartment, man.
"Coffee police: Child shot in the head improving"
I'm sorry that this child was harmed, truly I am. But it's good to know that the coffee police were on the job. I've told my children repeatedly, Mama needs her coffee. It would be best if you stay out of the way until I am fully java-sized. Don't make me call the coffee police.