Thursday, March 5, 2015
Knoxville Complaint Piechart 2015
In the course of 24 hours, Mother Nature has toyed with us again. This afternoon, it was a pleasant 73 degrees...Fahrenheit, people. Instead of complaining about how subpar my coat is, I totally abandoned outerwear. Sweet mysteries of life, we will be warm once more!
No; that's not it at all. Surprise! We're expecting a dip of 53 degrees tonight and ice covered roads in the morning. I kid you not.
East Tennessee, what's going on? It's been a weird winter, but there's just no use complaining about the weather anymore. Let's move on to some of our other favorite complaints for variety.
To sum it up, I've created the Official Knoxville Complaint Piechart for 2015. Just refer to the chart and you will be in tune with the minds of all native Knoxvillians.
Besides, everything looks better when it's colorful. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.