Timbaland: The Way I Are
Can you handle me the way I'm are?
Cherdo: I are. Or I be? My grammar is not as good as yours; I not "famous."
Madonna: I Love New York
I don't like cities, but I like New York,
Other places make me feel like a dork.
Cherdo: To clarify, ALL other places might give you that feeling if my estimates are correct. And I believe they are pretty darn close. The good news is it's not because they are cities...not that at all. Travel freely. Nice outfit.
Van Halen: Why Can't This Be Love?
Only time will tell if we stand the test of time...
Cherdo: You are so deep, Van Halen. So very, very deep. Only another deep, deep hole will show how deep your current hole is.
Cold Play: Fix You
Lights will guide you home, and ignite your bones.
Cherdo: If lights ignite your bones, stay away from lights. Try LED. Not really a rule, but definitely a guideline.
Some people call me the space cowboy yeah, Some call me the gangster of love...
Cherdo: No one calls you the space cowboy or the gangster of love, Steve. Not really. Pinky swear.
Rihanna (featuring Drake): What’s My Name?
The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? Cause I’ve been tryna work it out.
Cherdo: How about 8.3066238, Drake? You know when I stopped tryna work it out? When the calculator popped up the numbers 8.3066238. I'm gonna go with that.
Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter; And my daddy said stay away from Juliet.
You're giving me a literary headache. Romeo goes with Juliet; a little diddy by Shakespeare. The Scarlet Letter is more Hester and Dimmesdale. Just because Daddy said to stay away from Juliet doesn't mean you can jump novels. And by the way, why was Daddy worried about you and Juliet? If he's Romeo and you're "scarlet letter," problem solved. He's in Italy and you're in colonial Massachusetts. This relationship isn't going to happen. Shake it off.
Live: Lightning Crashes
Lightning crashes, a new mother cries; her placenta falls to the floor.
I need to know: is this a cautionary hurricane story or a violent, anti-feminist tornado?
Nicki Minaj: "Stupid Hoe"
You a stupid hoe, You a...You a stupid hoe, stupid, stupid.
I'm going to pretend it's a garden tool. A garden, garden, garden tool...tool, tool. (Insert the appropriate level of snark here...this was actually a song that made the Top 100? Wow. Just my opinion...wow.)